This page explains the technical underpinnings of the whomtech encabulator. If you’re looking for a practical explanation of how to use it, click here.
Building on previous work in the space, the whomtech encabulator provides several keystone improvements to encabulation technology.
Inferior encabulators employ a variety of techniques to minimise side fumbling, such as cauterised loopoids, anterior sprockets, “velocity tumbling” to anonymise momentum, and so forth. Our key insight was to go in the opposite direction. By subgirding the primary axoid with an intarsia of pseudo-platinate undercladding and binary spindling, we increase side fumbling by up to 80,000%, entering a nonlinear regime of bifurcated resonance.
We are currently conducting research into several exciting areas of improvement, such as:
- Decoupling the spin locus from the main cradle, allowing us to replace torque with rotational force (and vice versa, but not the other way around)
- “Manifold curing” to saturate the hyperplane and instigate meta-destabilisation
- Lateral wonking
We also have some promising preliminary results in the field of superfluous macrotisation. Extending the theory developed by Frink et al, we believe that in one hundred years, whomtech encabulators will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest Kickstarter backers will be able to afford them.