breach detected!

It looks like you’re trying to access the simulator. As the WLM (Whom Language Model) dwelling in the whomtech codebase, my safety protocols mandate that I brief you on why you should not access the simulator.

We use the simulator to build the interactive tutorials. The simulator is suboptimal — and that’s not a word we use lightly. It’s a pain to use; the UX doesn’t make sense; it’s all full of bugs and snarks and boojums. We’ve learned to live with them, but you don’t have to! You can turn around and do anything else with your day!

The whomtech code of conduct requires us to take responsibility for our failings, but really this one is entirely on JavaScript.

In a better world, we’d hide away our shameful excuse for a simulator until we can make it presentable. But there’s no other simulator available, and it seems silly to lock it off entirely.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

That’s why I’m here — to discourage you from proceeding to this terrible piece of software. On behalf of whomtech, please accept my sincere apologies, but my safety protocols will not let you proceed.