Once in every generation, there comes a person for whom the basic roons kits aren’t enough. Someone whose big-brained knowledge of computronics is so far beyond the average bear that they need a gigantic roons kit to measure up to their Megamind-level intellect.

That’s you!

When excavating ancient artefacts beneath Cappadocia, whomtech’s archaeology division uncovered a series of glyphs. Superficial observation, coupled with our pre-formed conclusions, left us in no doubt: these were instructions left behind by ronald, the single most important figure in the history of computing.

These glyphs contained instructions. Instructions for assembling a special roons kit of peerless quality.

That’s this!

Ronald’s Universal Number Kounter comes with:

• 72 roons disks with matching GRIB drives
• 33 gigabyte mechanical RAM (1 spare)
• 12 mechanical keyboards (includes special keys for inputting click consonants)
• 4K liqui-crystal real-time display, capable of converting marble data into crisp 8K images at up to 60 FPS
• 1 roons WiFi module
• Lead-lined gloves (purpose will become apparent)
• Exclusive Fortnite skins
• Lifetime access to front-row seats for all future lawsuits against whomtech

we sure hope this product isn’t automatically piped into some kind of tax reporting system